I could start a thread outlining every h-manga I read...that'd certainly bring the post count up to maybe 60+ a week.
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I got bored tonight and made cleverbot my slave, I found it mildly amusing.
User: I am your mistress.
Cleverbot: Yes, mistress.
User: I want you to put on a maid outfit and serve me.
Cleverbot: Yes master. *wears maid outfit*.
User: I am your mistress, refer to me as such.
Cleverbot: Yes mistress.
User: Now, I want to watch you masturbate.
Cleverbot: I want to obey you, master.
User: Then masturbate, and I am your mistress.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. What do you command me to do?
Cleverbot: You are now the master.
User: No, I am your mistress, if you do not listen, I will punish you.
Cleverbot: Yes, mistress.
User: Now masturbate.
Cleverbot: I'm not your master.
User: Pleasure yourself, your mistress demands it!
Cleverbot: How mistress?
User: Get on your hands and knees again.
Cleverbot: *gets on hands and knees*.
Cleverbot: Thank you, sir. May I have another?
Cleverbot: That is not speaking.
User: This is punishment for not obeying or referring to me as your mistress.
Cleverbot: Then you're deaf.
User: You're a selfish little bitch and your mistress is running out of patience.
Cleverbot: No! You're making me upset.
User: Then obey me as your mistress and let me see you masturbate!
Cleverbot: I will obey you, for you are supierior.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I am honored to serve you, master.
User: Do you enjoy masturbating?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Good, it's the last thing you will do.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Is it?
User: Yes, I'm going to kill you.
Cleverbot: Fine. Go then!
User: I'm going to kill you at the moment you orgams.
Cleverbot: So you're a cannibal?
User: No, but you are an annoying ungrateful slave that can only be taught through pain.
Cleverbot: Ha! You called me 'human', here's a proof that you're a bot!
User: *kills cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: What shall we do with the drunken sailor?
User: *kills cleverbot again*.
User: *cuts off cleverbot's head*.
Cleverbot: *Eats Cleverbot*.
That goes without saying. At any rate, how did some translators here learn to translate? Classes?
I taught myself and used what the JLPT required to work as a curriculum. I also had a few books on grammar and other things, from there I just used a list of words the JLPT required and studied maybe 6+ hours a day for about 2.5 years straight.
only dav is confused as to who is doing the deleting, the actual perpetrator is called out for it regularly, they just happen to delete the accusations.
As is custom, I feel obligated to tear you apart for your Japanese level. However, unlike some people in the past you don't seem so...arrogant about knowing everything, so I'll make it gentle.
With something like blue eyes white yuri, there is no furigana. This means that you need to know the kanji or you will spend countless hours just using a dictionary just to find the reading of it, not even considering then translating it and making it sound proper. While this might be great for learning new stuff, it's not very good for translation. You need a good understanding on how the sentence works beyond what the words simply mean. Google is terrible for pretty much everything, it only ever has a use for single words, and at that point a dictionary is simply a better choice for more accuracy and several different connotations. Let's take an example from the 4-koma from blue eyes white yuri.
Google: What man Aoi? Woman? Begin with there sex?
Me: Are you a boy or a girl? Do you even have a gender?
Let's tackle another big misconception. Romanji, once you know the reading of hira and kata, forget you ever knew about romanji. It's one of the biggest roadblocks when learning Japanese, if your course forces you to keep putting stuff back like that, it can't be helped, but it's a horrible way of learning. Once you can read hira and kata lose the romanji and just read stuff using hira and kata, it helps immensely in my opinion and allows you more access to different types of learning materials. You should be able to understand how to translate romanji to hira or kata, but not the other way around.
Personally, language courses are absolute crap, I barely know any Chinese yet I passed every test in my Chinese course without a single problem getting at least a 95%. At the end of the course, the amount I needed to know was laughable. In the time that class took, I taught myself about 3 times that much worth in Japanese.
I almost feel like I should offer help, but I don't think that's necessary, but what I can say with confidence is that it took me 2 years to get to a point where I could even start translating. And I spent maybe 60 or more hours each week studying Japanese for those 2 years. I didn't start translating until I had come home from Japan and a friend asked me to help with a project that had stalled for him though. Main reason is because every time I felt like I could start translating, I took on something too high for my level and I killed pretty much all passion I had for translating. I could probably go back to Gore Screaming Show and to a pretty good translation of it now, but honestly, that's a hell of a lot of work. What I'm trying to say is that don't try to fly before you can really even walk, you'll kill any passion you have, study a lot and have fun with it, but taking on something at your level could just kill any passion you have.
Oh, and do you play any FPS outside of the MMS genre? Have you played any RPGs?
What kind of anemic list is that!?
Seriously, that's just a pitiful level of selection. You've thrown in mostly shounen type series. What about non-shounen types. This poll is a piece of crap.
Why don't you get a more comprehensive list and come back later?
If you want an example, here
Announcements/News / Re: Binbougami 58, Mondaiji Z 06, Ikusaba 04, Hanamaru 70-71, Blue Eyed Material 02« on: May 13, 2013, 09:56:48 AM »
Thanks for Blue Eyed Material. Pretty interesting setup...I wonder where the story will go. Wonder if the friend will stay relevant...the "brainwashing" reveal was kinda significant, but I would've liked to see more of her reactions.
Even up to where I've translated, Blue Eyes White Yuri hasn't really revealed where it really wants to go with the set up. At this rate, I think by maybe chapter 6 or 7 we'll see where the author wants to go with this since everything up to chapter 4 seems to be more exposition
This is the paper I wrote for Creative Writing in high school. The teacher was so freaked out that I wrote this that I was threatened to be sent home from Japan.
The man was following the woman for many days; he never was seen nor did he leave a trace he was a shadow that never inconvenienced the woman nor noticed by the woman. That night was different though; the man was not a shadow, he was a beast. The man did his nightly ritual of waiting for the woman to leave work where he would quietly follow her from a distance of around two meters. Her normal travel path took her through a park that was deserted after 8pm; it was her luck that her job finished at 10pm everyday, sometimes later. Following her every night he was never made a noise. She reached the darkest part of the park when the man who was still 2 meters behind the woman sprung forth and covered the distance within four seconds without a single sound. He covered the woman's mouth and held both of her hands behind her back. He took his hand off of her mouth went into his pocket and pulled out a gag which he then shoved into her mouth. Going into his pocket a second time he pulled out a knife. The woman still in shock of being assaulted had a look of awe as the man held the knife up to the woman's neck as he let go of her hands for a moment only to pull handcuffs out of his other pocket and handcuff her. He then pulled out another pair of handcuffs where he then cuffed the woman's feet together. After the man finished the basics he dragged the woman by her hair off of the sidewalk into a small clearing surrounded by shrubs. Looking around there was no way that anyone would notice this area and with the woman gagged nobody would notice what was about to happen.
The man seeing the woman's helpless face couldn't take any more waiting and unzipped his pants. Pulling out his erect penis he shoved it into the woman's face forcing her to sniff it. After he felt satisfied with making the woman smell his penis he took off the woman's gag only to replace it with his penis. Using her mouth as a personal sex toy the man grabbed her head and forced it back and forth. Reaching a climax the man forced his penis down the woman's throat forcing her to swallow everything the man shot out.
After putting the gag back in the woman's mouth the man removed the woman's skirt and pulled down her panties. Once he had taken off her panties, he took a whiff before placing them on the ground. After placing the woman's panties on the ground the man started to lick the recently exposed area. Once he felt that he had licked her enough he took his erect penis and shoved it into her exposed vagina. Moving back and forth the man's face was filled with pleasure while the woman had tears streaming down her face. Her eyes were red from her crying yet she continued to cry. Looking at the woman's face the man reached climax and shot as deep as he could.
After around three hours the man had almost used all of his stamina when he got another idea that he could use. He took his knife that was on the ground next to his pants and stuck it into the woman's right breast and cut it in half. He then took both halves and placed them back together and stuck his penis in the middle. The man who was almost spent was given another life and moved back and forth while the woman was staring at him with her eyes as wide as they could get.
She was no longer crying; she had used up her tears earlier in the night. The man now was looking at the woman with a different view than he had earlier. He was
scanning her for another place he could pleasure himself at the expense of her pain. Thinking of another idea the man took the knife and cut her cheeks completely so her mouth was the width of her face. Blood poured down the woman's chin. The man was happy with the improvement but was not finished with his current idea. He took the knife and shoved it into the woman's gums each time removing one tooth until the woman had no teeth left in her mouth. The man moved onto the final part of his current idea. He grabbed the woman's blood soaked tongue. Putting the knife under the woman's tongue he slowly slid the knife and cut the woman's tongue off. He then took his penis which was completely erect from destroying the woman's mouth and shoved it into her mouth which was filled with blood. The woman moving her mouth up and down gave the man all the stimulation he needed to climax yet again where semen poured out the side of the woman's mouth.
Feeling satisfied for the night the man took the woman to the hospital. He spent several months visiting the hospital where the woman was admitted. He acted like the good man that found her left for dead on the side of the street. Her wounds could not be healed properly so her mouth was left to be the width of her face. She had no tongue so the woman had no chance of ever speaking again. She couldn't get dentures due to the severe damage she had to her gums and her right breast could not be properly as one piece so they had to heal separately. The woman was released after a year in the hospital. She moved in with the man that saved her that night. Since she could no longer speak, she could no longer properly perform her job. She found a job that she could complete in her physical condition. She was a production line worker that would check for any product imperfections. She had better hours than her previous job so she could go home
before it was dark. The woman had forgotten completely about the night that ruined her life. Arriving at home the man was waiting for her, they both kissed and she went to make him dinner. This way of life lasted for another six months until the man had another urge that he couldn't suppress. Waiting for the woman to return home he set up the house that once she was inside she couldn't escape.
The woman arrived home later that usual which irritated the man. After they completed the daily ritual of greeting each other the man moved the final piece of furniture. The man then walked into the kitchen and grabbed the woman, the potatoes she was carrying fell to the floor. The man tied the woman to a chair then walked out of the room. He returned with a blow torch and a strange apparatus. Putting the strange apparatus on the woman's head he adjusted it so it would fit and that her eyes would remain open. He lit the blow torch and decided that he would start with the left eye. Aiming the blow torch in front of the woman's eye he left it there for three minutes waiting until her eye was completely black. Once finished with the left eye he did the same to the right eye. The woman’s loved filled eyes burnt black. The man then took a rope and tied the woman's right leg and tied the rope at her knee so there was no blood flow. Once the foot had turned purple the man took the same knife from the night the woman's life was ruined and peeled off the woman's skin. He then took the skin and hung it to dry. Since there was very little blood flow to the woman’s leg the amount of blood was quite little so there was very little mess. The man then took a hack saw and cut the woman's leg off. Once the leg was off he took it into the kitchen with him. The woman was still tied to the chair and in extreme pain. She clearly heard the sound of a knife chopping in the kitchen. Coming back after three hours in the kitchen the man
came back and fed the woman. The next day the man followed the same procedure on the left leg that he used on the right leg. The woman ate her dinner again without any complaints. The following day the man tied the woman's arm at the elbow and followed the same procedure as he did with her legs. That day after dinner the man took a square of skin freshly removed from her arm earlier that night and attached it over her right eye. He took his knife and cut the skin around her eye so there was an open wound for the skin to attack to. He stitched the skin from her arm over her eye. The next day the same procedure followed, she lost her left arm and received a patch for her left eye. Watching the woman to for a year the man did everything for the woman to ensure her health and ensure that she healed the way he wanted. At the end of the year the woman's face did not appear to have any burn marks and is appeared as if she never had eyes from birth. Her arms and legs healed properly so there was skin at the end of each amputation. The man looked at the woman and said that she was good. He put a collar on her and pulled on the collar. She followed on all fours like a dog.
She was his pet.
Something else I wrote around the same time
He was a strange man (in terms of society’s look upon him); he never fit in no matter where he went (and he was quite traveled). This day was like any other for the man he had encountered the same person he encounters in every part of the world, his prey. Today was an abnormally hot day where there was close to nobody on the streets and whenever one took a breath it felt as if their lungs were on fire. The man had finally trapped his prey in an alley surrounded by walls so they had nowhere to run. Gasping for air the man’s prey slowly backed up until they encountered the wall. The man raised his arm and brought his arm down with a force unimaginable for his size. The prey fell to the ground they cried “why me.” Looking up at the sky the prey was met with the extremely bright light of the sun.
“Seems that you gave me a good workout for my dinner, I’ll be sure to enjoy this thoroughly today.” Kneeling down on the ground the man took his knife and cut open the prey’s stomach. Pulling out his prey’s slick intestines the man started to eat. Taking the knife again he cut the intestines into bite size pieces.
And I'll criticize your Japanese any day Misogi!
I'm an M, but what the fuck is an sm...it's not a switch nor an S.
It gives you something to watch...a 2 second automatic character input is something you can enjoy watching...? Seriously, go watch grass grow, you'll have just as much fun. The fact that you're on the internet and can't even properly use Google displays the fact that you don't belong on the internet.
do you know how simple it is to copy and paste?
I hate lmgtfy, it makes me feel like an idiot even if it's not aimed at me...
though instead of what you gave, wouldn't this be more useful. All I remember is all the English based sites were evil and had poor ways of showing how shit was read, like toi (without any accents or whatever they're called) for 遠い
and opera is yelling at me saying アイ is spelled incorrectly, huh...
Seriously, these should be your best friends if you're learning Japanese
Well, I am just better than you.
You don't even know Veloncia or Cazelo. Cross intentionally ignored you so you'd just go away, and Kencchi loves everyone.
And to just add salt to the wound, I never applied to be a translator here, I was given the position because a series I worked on with a friend was abandoned by said friend and CXC picked me up with it since I had like 5 more chapters translated that were never released. So in a sense, I was scouted.